For those of you who may not know, the newest heir to the Kardashian throne was born this past weekend. Her parents, Robert Kardashian Jr. and BLAC Chyna, stars of their own Reality TV program “Rob and Chyna” not only have the privilege to raise this soon to be reality TV mogul, but to name her. Following cousins with names as cutting edge and trendy as Mason, Penelope, Saint, and North West – you would expect the next child lucky enough to inherent “Kardashian” as a last name to have as interesting, unique, and earth shattering as a first one, naturally.
Well, nope. Her name is Dream. That’s right, Dream Renee Kardashian.
I’ll give you a second to let that disappointment sink in….
As the Kardashian family is known for their reinventions of character (note Rob Kardashian going from the absolute love of my life to a 400lb hermit, Blac Chyna literally changing her name from Angela White, Scott Disick putting “the Lord” to rest – still waiting anxiously for this return, by the way) I strongly believe we still have hope for an appropriate name change.
Here are 5 possibilities of names that are significantly better than Dream Renee Kardashian.
- Adrienne Ballion Kardashian
- South East Kardashian
- Japan Kardashian
- Kris Kardashian the Second
- Kati Matchley Kardashian
Rob and Chyna, for your sake, and Americans – please reconsider your child’s name.
Americans everywhere, at least we know that no matter what happens with our country, we can always count on some meaningless Kardashian disappointment to bring us together.